Murrphobia

The irrational fear of guys named Andrew around the world

Guy named Andrew: Walks in
Me: “Aaahhhh, my Murrphobia!”

by notcat June 26, 2020

Murrphobia

A person who is afraid to be in a committed, labeled relationship.

I've been hooking up and texting with this girl for weeks and she still has my number as digits in her contacts, she must have murrphobia

by SeaGood September 29, 2013