Muniphobia 

Fear of public transportation. Claustrophobia, hypochondria, and xenophobia all in one.

Amy suffered from an acute case of muniphobia, as she could not conquer her fear to travel aboard the municipal bus amongst the filthy common people.

Muniphobia by cobraskull September 10, 2010

Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)

1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"

Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012

Murphobia 

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.

99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.

Murphobia by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008

manphobia 

when particularily a female is scared or shy around males and thinks that all men are mean and brutal.

the girl scurries away from men because she is afraid they will beat her for no reason she must have manphobia.

manphobia by pyromanic_ninja September 28, 2009

monophobia 

Fear of being Alone.

"I have Monophobia, the fear of being alone."

monophobia by wordhandler October 7, 2017

Monophobia 

The name for the fear of being alone at night. someone who is this is called a monophobic.

im staying at mark's because i have monophobia

Monophobia by hamghetti... September 28, 2006

muntophobia 

The phobia of being around munters (ugly girls). One is muntophobic if one feels nauseous, nervous etc. when in the company of munters.

"Fuckin' hell, I hate spendin' my time with these ugly bitches. I must be muntophobic."
"I'm afraid I suffer from a severe case of muntophobia."

muntophobia by Jermaine_hold_tyt_da_wifey April 6, 2008