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Mucophobia 

The fear (justified or not) of having a booger protruding, hanging, dangling, stuck to or smeared on one's own nose or nostril.

Cures: The only known remedy for this affliction is to seek out a mirror immediately. The word of friends or family will do nothing to assuage the mounting panic the sufferer displays, which will generally manifest itself in frantic and overly-frequent rubbing of the nose or nostril(s)
1st person: "Do I have a booger hanging from my nose?

2nd person: "I don't see anything. You must be suffering from Mucophobia."

1st person: "Did you see a mirror in the bathroom?"
Mucophobia by rlscottrl January 23, 2012
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mucophilia 

Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"
mucophilia by theresmybutt March 6, 2017

Muniphobia 

Fear of public transportation. Claustrophobia, hypochondria, and xenophobia all in one.
Amy suffered from an acute case of muniphobia, as she could not conquer her fear to travel aboard the municipal bus amongst the filthy common people.
Muniphobia by cobraskull September 10, 2010

medophobia 

Bob: James I have a really bad case medophobia.
James: Bob there is nothing wrong with being a foreskin it is a natural part of life.
medophobia by The Amazing Foreskin February 14, 2014

Momophobia 

The fear of speaking off the cuff or from the heart, the terror of having to say the wrong thing and watch someone's smile fade as they realize you aren't the person they thought you to be
Why do I have such momophobia around her.
Momophobia by Bluhmie December 14, 2021

Murphobia 

A fear of bald, smelly wankers, due to the fact that smelly wankers are usually smelly because they have smeg.
99% of the population suffer from murphobia.
The other 1% are bald smelly wankers.
Murphobia by Total Bum-tard October 20, 2008

mysophobia 

The fear of germs and contamination, the technical term for "germophobia".
His mysophobia went full blast and he screamed when a homeless man hugged him.
mysophobia by Lorelili March 21, 2011