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adj. a person that screws something up

used when someone makes a mistake or cannot do what is expected of them.
"Duuude you spilled another beer you fucking murph."

"The Sharks can never come in clutch during the playoffs, they are such murphs."
by sloshin July 23, 2011
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verb. The act of leaving a party or social event without informing/saying goodbye to friends or host. Also known as "ghosting."
The scene at the office Christmas party was beat so I murphed and went home around 10pm.
by John Schaedler December 21, 2006
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To pop Ecstasy. To take Ecstasy.
I'm gonna Murph tonight.
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When you switch to another line (say, in a grocery store) because you think that line will go faster but ultimately the line you were originally in goes faster. Derived from Murphy's Law.
P.1 "I just switched lines and got murphed so hard."

P.2 "Wow, that blows. I hate when that happens!"
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sliding your fingers at a fast pace vertically up another individual's butt crack and yelling murph whilst in the act of doing so
Man, Brian murphed the shit outta Vin today
by Bob dizzle May 11, 2008
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Someone who deserves to have their cheerios pissed on.
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one who is sloppy, especially when drunk (synonym = slopfest). one who is unable to imbibe more than 3 thimbles of natty light without becoming "belig." Has been known to knock over tables and spill drinks and fall out of his bed.
"Ryan was such a murph last night, I saw him getting with Creepy Stalker Girl after only 1.5 thimbles!"
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