Murmaider

A track performed by Dethklok... About Murmaid Muder.

I just got the fucking Dethalbum, and I'm already shitting my pants on the first track Murmaider.

Murmaider by Nick Borrelli October 27, 2007

Mermaided 

A made up word on the popular new commercial for Match The popular dating site

“Stop searching up mermaided because I just made that up.”

Mermaided by PuesNoSé August 6, 2019

Mermaided 

When someone falls in love with you without you even knowing of their existence, like Prince Eric and Ariel from Disney's The Little Mermaid.

Dude, that girl from accounting just mermaided me. I don't even know her name and she is totally infatuated with me.

Mermaided by ilmk92089 August 7, 2019

mermaided 

When attempting to put pants on both legs go into one pant leg.

I was trying to put my pants on and I mermaided myself.

mermaided by KitKat e d April 27, 2013

Mermaider 

Mermaid murder; the act of killing mermaids and/or being killed by a mermaid

"This one's called "Mermaider". It's about mermaid murder! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER! MERMAIDER!"

Mermaider by Joe Bob Briggs April 16, 2007

mermaider 

its metal for fish!

dothklok plays mermaider in only the most brutal place on earth, the bottom of the ocean

mermaider by santaire January 28, 2008

Mermaided 

When a girl at the beach runs in the Ocean for a swim to avoid speaking to a guy approaching her.

That chick totally Mermaided you man!

Mermaided by AJDressen August 14, 2019