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22.
a complete idiot who doesnt get it...
it being anything

a.k.a. fool
bob: muppet
peter: oi
bob: clown
peter: fool
bob: rat
by muppet123456789 March 14, 2006
 
23.
A loser, a person who cannot function whithout someone elses fist stuck up their ass. Also you see there lips moving but you don't believe the shit that comes out(as it comes from another person).
You are a complete and utter muppet.

I see your lips moving but I dont believe the shit that is coming out, you are such a Muppet

What does that muppet want?
by Jedibob January 27, 2007
 
24.
A Derogratory term used to describe somone who is too stupid to think for themselves that they must have somone elses hand up thier ass.
"She's very conforming"
"Yea, shes a real muppet."

"You Fking muppet!"

ect.
by Deitch May 05, 2009
 
25.
A Muppet is one of the best things in the world, it's really one of Jim Hensons creations. Some of the Muppets include:
Animal
SGT Floyd Pepper
Janice
Dr. Teeth
Zoot
Lips
Gonzo
Robin
The Swedish Chef
Beaker
and many more
What does Animal mean?
A living thing
No
Then what does Animal mean?
The crazy muppet that plays the drums on The Muppet Show!
by Tara Kustrin October 03, 2006
 
26.
A person controlled or told what to do (pop stars for example).
Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN! Heh heh heh... So to answer your question, I don't know.
by B-Drac December 09, 2003
 
27.
Someone of inferior intellect to yourself, and who unwittingly does something incredably stupid. Relating to hand/string puppets used in the muppets etc. whom are, contrary to public belief, stuffed lifeless creatures. One who has a hand stuck up itself to help it function. A muppet.
/Person X runs into a lampost
Person Y - "You fucking muppet, hahahaah"
by jerk0ff September 29, 2003
 
28.
someone with about as much sense and coordination as a 2 year old on heroine
Hurry the fuck up, muppet!
by NoNameRequired March 19, 2009