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A loser, a person who cannot function whithout someone elses fist stuck up their ass. Also you see there lips moving but you don't believe the shit that comes out(as it comes from another person).
You are a complete and utter muppet.

I see your lips moving but I dont believe the shit that is coming out, you are such a Muppet

What does that muppet want?
by Jedibob January 27, 2007
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A person controlled or told what to do (pop stars for example).
Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, and it's not quite a puppet, but MAN! Heh heh heh... So to answer your question, I don't know.
by B-Drac December 09, 2003
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When two young women are "experimenting" with downstairs familiarity.
"Wow, check out those chicks playing Muppets."
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Shut up, you southern muppet.
by Tajiri February 01, 2005
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a complete idiot who doesnt get it...
it being anything

a.k.a. fool
bob: muppet
peter: oi
bob: clown
peter: fool
bob: rat
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A Derogratory term used to describe somone who is too stupid to think for themselves that they must have somone elses hand up thier ass.
"She's very conforming"
"Yea, shes a real muppet."

"You Fking muppet!"

ect.
by Deitch May 05, 2009
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A Muppet is one of the best things in the world, it's really one of Jim Hensons creations. Some of the Muppets include:
Animal
SGT Floyd Pepper
Janice
Dr. Teeth
Zoot
Lips
Gonzo
Robin
The Swedish Chef
Beaker
and many more
What does Animal mean?
A living thing
No
Then what does Animal mean?
The crazy muppet that plays the drums on The Muppet Show!
by Tara Kustrin October 03, 2006
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