A weak pussy of a male with no backbone, spine or balls who possesses no independent thought of his own being fully programmed with what to say by his bull dyke feminist lesbian masters Rachel Maddow, Hilary Clinton and Gloria Alread.
Man: Hey Alan want to come over and watch the game with me and the boys later?
Muppet: Sorry I can't my significant other will be much angered with me if I do!
Man: Haha, grow a pair of balls you politically correct emasculated pussy and come and hang out!!!