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multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.
Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking
multitasker by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum
My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!
multitasker by weave July 11, 2003

multitasker

A person who kicks it to two or more people, while in a relationship or pursuing a relationship with one or more of them. The politically correct way to call a person a slut, smut, whore, ho, etc.
Hey, Helen is a multitasker, she's kicking it to like three guys at once.
multitasker by Cagz Mahoney November 22, 2009

Media Multitasker 

Some bitty who watches free hbo, IM messages, listens to her ipod, and downloads 81324736 songs , atttt the same time.
Me: Michelle, what are you doing?
Michelle: Watching 300, iming you, downloading the new coldplay cd, and defining new words on urbandictionary.com.
Me: wow, you are def a media multitasker
Media Multitasker by Taraaaaaaaaa October 21, 2008

multitoker

🔥Someone who performs multiple TOKES at the same time.
🔥A stoner who deals with more than one TOKE at the same time and other activities.

Plural MULTITOKING
Ernesto sparked up 2 bowls at the same time.. he’s being a MULTITOKER
multitoker by ClassicRonnie May 10, 2019

multitasking 

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.
Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"
multitasking by workinglate February 8, 2007
Word of the Day on February 12, 2007
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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