multitasker

A person who deals with more than one task at the same time.

John is reading a book as well as cooking food for his son and cleaning the refrigerator. he is a multitasker.

by shraddha_queen October 21, 2015

multitasker

Someone who can listen to his iPod, read the newspaper, and even answer the phone while sitting on the toilet.

Bitchy wife: Demetri! Get down here right now and help me with these dishes!
Multitasker husband: Sorry Maud, I can't right now-- I'm multitasking

by ElvisJumpsNine March 18, 2010

multitasker

a person who completes a multitude of tasks, or does many jobs; a factotum

My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

by weave July 11, 2003

multitasker

A person who kicks it to two or more people, while in a relationship or pursuing a relationship with one or more of them. The politically correct way to call a person a slut, smut, whore, ho, etc.

Hey, Helen is a multitasker, she's kicking it to like three guys at once.

by Cagz Mahoney November 22, 2009

multitasking

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

by workinglate February 08, 2007

multitasking

A nice way to say that you're doing many different things at the same time. And since no one can divide by 0, that means you're doing many different things half-assed.

Joe thought that he would multitask by doing his physics homework during his math class. His multitasking, however, got him a detention and a failed homework grade instead.

by Joe Sabs December 09, 2008

Multitask

The act of doing two or more things at the same time.

Solving a Rubiks cube while playing Guitar Hero, such as the man in the YouTube video, The Multicolored Multitask (Guitar Hero + Rubik's Cube).

by Mr. Bozipher February 28, 2010