My wife was the quintessential multitasker; she worked at the local sperm bank as a taste tester, worked street corners at night to supplement the family income, and polished my pork sword every night without protest!

multitasker by weave July 11, 2003

multitasker

A person who kicks it to two or more people, while in a relationship or pursuing a relationship with one or more of them. The politically correct way to call a person a slut, smut, whore, ho, etc.

Hey, Helen is a multitasker, she's kicking it to like three guys at once.

multitasker by Cagz Mahoney November 22, 2009

Media Multitasker

Some bitty who watches free hbo, IM messages, listens to her ipod, and downloads 81324736 songs , atttt the same time.

Me: Michelle, what are you doing?
Michelle: Watching 300, iming you, downloading the new coldplay cd, and defining new words on urbandictionary.com.
Me: wow, you are def a media multitasker

Media Multitasker by Taraaaaaaaaa October 21, 2008

multitoker

🔥Someone who performs multiple TOKES at the same time.
🔥A stoner who deals with more than one TOKE at the same time and other activities.

Plural MULTITOKING

Ernesto sparked up 2 bowls at the same time.. he’s being a MULTITOKER

multitoker by ClassicRonnie May 10, 2019

multitasking

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

multitasking by workinglate February 8, 2007

Word of the Day on February 12, 2007

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026