I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch
by tim-tim April 7, 2004
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you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.
i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.
by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003
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When you take an explosive shit that covers the back of the bowl.
Dude, I mulched the fuck out of that toliet.
by #shitsdeep January 17, 2017
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a dance move. drop low to the ground and spread your arms, hands out and moving quickly like you are spreading mulch. the legs can remain squatted or you can move around in a squatted stance. your hands must keep spreading mulch. best time to dance is during a hard instrumental solo. mulching was originated at a gas station while a group of Rhode Island landscapers were headed to a Phish show. each mulcher adds their own flavor to it but it's overall goal is to be as close to the ground as you can get.
Dang, you mulched the hell out of that song!
by ouioui August 3, 2007
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Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose
"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"
by Mulchmeister November 17, 2005
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The act of spreading a sexual partner’s feces upon their taint
Me and my nigga tried mulching last night, better than anal.
by LegitGamerGirl May 27, 2019
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Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.
I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.
by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 4, 2013
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