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A politically un-enslaved man. A man with high, definite principles. A man who does not ask for office; nor accept office. A man who votes for the best man, regardless of his party name.
by Mugwump81 June 02, 2013
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A strong leader. A man of principle, who defies all expectations. Often the hero against all odds. Demonised by the powerful, who fear the mugwump's dedication to equality and fairness. The mugwump is a man of the many, not the few.
My word that Jeremy Corbyn is a mugwump if ever I saw one. A man who could really turn around the horrific conditions the Tories have created for millions and make the UK a country to be envied. What do you think, Boris?
by craftyleftie April 27, 2017
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A political fence-sitter, who won't come down on either side of the fence and tries to have things both ways. Originally an Algonquin Indian word; used in American politics for more than a century.
He was a mugwump about supporting the Iraq war. He had his mug on one side of that issue, and his wump on the other.
by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003
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a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)

alt. a fence straddler
I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!
by Stella Lafayette December 03, 2004
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'''Mugwumpology'''

''The History of Mugwumpland''

The continent/country currently known as Mugwumpland has an interesting History. It is believed it went like this;

When God was creating the Hawaiian islands, he was just about to finish one of the volcanoes when, while all the lava was bubbling up towards the top, he sneezed. This sent a massive quantity of holy snot and lava flying into the ocean just South-East of Japan. This immediately began to form a continent almost as large as the state of Texas. God thought for a moment and then said, "What the hell" and snapped his fingers thus populating the island with the first Mugwumps.

''The Creation of AIDS and Tourettes Syndrome and Their Connection to Mugwumpland''

During World War 2, the first time the Americans attempted to bomb Japan, one of the less experienced Pilots missed and accidentally bombed Mugwumpland. The resulting waves of radiation, strangely enough, didn't immediately kill many Mugwumps. Instead it infected them with the deadly Sexually Transmitted Disease known as The AIDS. Also, oddly, in the later generations of Mugwumps, it doesn't always kill them, the virus just uses them as a host so that it can spread. Due to their extreme anger from being bombed and infected with AIDS, the Mugwumps also developed the overwhelming and uncontrollable anger disease known as Tourettes Syndrome. For more information about Tourettes Syndrome visit www.tourettesguy.com.

''The Economy of Mugwumpland''

Although not as economically advanced as The US, Great Britain, China, or even Saudi Arabia, the residents of Mugwumpland have become rich by selling their giant booger slugs and snails(some of the only native animals of Mugwumpland, they are about 8ft long and a sickly green color) to France as escargots.

''Miscellaneous Mugwump Facts''

The belief that AIDS originated in a tribe of monkeys in Africa is a common misconception. This rumor has spread due to the sick monkey raping perversion common in Mugwump culture.

The Mugwumps were almost wiped out in the secret World War 2.5 when every country that hated them tried to destroy the race and halt the spread of AIDS. They obviously failed.

Another interesting fact is that the Mugwumps do not have livers. The archives in the capitol of Mugwumpland, Kublakhan, state that they were stolen by the first Australians. whether or not this is true, I cannot say.

Also, Mugwumps have a hard tim seeing in the day light, but they can see extremely well in the dark, even if it is pitch black. The reason for this is also unkown.

''Mugwump Americans''

Mugwumps don't generally make their presence know, so I cannot say how many countless Mugwump families are out there.
"Whoa, Ted just blew up on me randomly!"

"Uh oh, maybe he's a mugwump!"
by CJHat December 23, 2008
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To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.
She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.
by Harry Armpit February 01, 2010
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An anal-rape monster depicted in William S. Burroughs' novel 'Naked Lunch.'

Mugwumps are depicted as having long black tongues, thin purple-blue lips, and razor sharp beaks of black bone.
On stools covered in white satin sit naked Mugwumps sucking translucent, colored syrups through alabaster straws.
by gvnterzon November 17, 2010
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