A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon July 10, 2006
People who stand on street corners with signs asking to give out "Free Hugs". Usually the intended feelings of good cheer and peace intended by these individuals comes across as creepy and vaguely innappropiate in an undefinable manner.
Allison: So I was in town yesterday and there were these two girls on the street corner with signs that said "Free Hugs."
Natalie: OMG!!! Those were so hugger muggers.
Allison: Yeah, I felt kinda violated.
Natalie: OMG!!! Those were so hugger muggers.
Allison: Yeah, I felt kinda violated.
by Comradski June 23, 2008
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A ghetto balaclava or ski mask. Usually a hat with eye holes. Sometimes just cloth crudely stitched together.
Its often used in robberies as its cheap and disposable. Some robbers are also too poor to afford a real ski mask and so must use a mugger mask.
Can also refer to a balaclava or ski mask.
Its often used in robberies as its cheap and disposable. Some robbers are also too poor to afford a real ski mask and so must use a mugger mask.
Can also refer to a balaclava or ski mask.
Fat albert is wearing a mugger mask.
The cops threw Johny off his bike because he was wearing a mugger mask and carrying a knife.
The cops threw Johny off his bike because he was wearing a mugger mask and carrying a knife.
by Role Your Own May 26, 2009
M3at - I think that dude might dig other dudes. You know... in that way.
Sp3rm Doner - Yeah, he's definitely a junk mugger.
Sp3rm Doner - Yeah, he's definitely a junk mugger.
by Sp3rm Doner September 12, 2008