4 definitions by Apemanjon
Atomic Peanut is a character from the stories 'Peanut's life'. This character is an annoying child who calls his playstation 2 Norbert. He also feeds it crisps and beer by opening the disc tray and loading crisps onto it and then closes it, while pouring beer in through it. He believes Norbert can fly and will reguarly tie a red cape round it and hold him and make him fly round the house.
Peanut was flying Norbert round the house one day and got to into it and believed Norbert could fly. So Peanut launched him out the open window and to his schock and horror Norbert did not fly gracefully but instead plummeted into the concrete below.
by Apemanjon June 26, 2005
A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon July 9, 2006
A professional mugger is an employee of a mugging coporation. To become a professional mugger you must apply for the job just like with any other job and wait for the company to hire you as a professional mugger. Once a professional mugger the person must earn a living by mugging people. Since they work for a company they must carry a CV around with them while they are working and hand it to the person they plan to mug before actually mugging them for them to check everything in order and is santioned by the government. After this the mugger is then allowed to mug the person.
Mal is a professional mugger and he was waiting in a dark alley when an elderly lady appeared. Mal handed the lady his CV and she read his details.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
Elderly lady: Everything seems to be in order carry on.
Mal: Give me your money you old bag!
Mal proceeded to hit the old woman and then steal her belongings after he was done he left her a thankyou note, called an ambulance and then ran off with everything she had of value.
by Apemanjon July 10, 2006
Just one more level syndrome is when a person is playing a video game and the person is unable to stop playing. They continue to play and think they will stop playing after they complete the level and when they do complete the level they just think they'll stop after they complete the next one and so on. The gamer will continue to play despite needing to do other things such as: socializing, doing jobs, going to work, going to the toilet, sleeping, eating and anything else. In more severe cases of Just one more level syndrome people will waste away and die. While they play they will continually think they will stop playing once the level is complete.
Matthew suffered from Just one more level syndrome and was playing a game on his Xbox 360 and it was 3am and he needed to go to sleep. Matthew intended to complete the level and go to bed and when he did finish the level he thought "Just one more level" and he played through the next level. This carried on until Matthew completed the game and upon completetion he thought "Just one more game." Matthew was not able to sleep until he ran out of games.
by Apemanjon August 16, 2006