A classification of modern homosexual. A buff gym rat at a pool party, who wears shirts sizes to small - when if ever he bothers to wear a shirt. Often sporting large poorly done tribal tattoos decided upon when sped up or on poppers. Also as a species they can be quite loud. Also there is a high transormation rate into your standard bear with age.
That pack of mufflers totally just cruised you.

Do you smell that? Is it suntan lotion and sperm? Must be a pack of mufflers!
by Davidbrianpalmspring April 11, 2010
Term assigned to a young, awkward male who is known by the women of his social circle to be over-eager when delivering oral sex. Derived from the noise he makes when slopily conducting his business.
Beth: "How'd things turn out with Earl last night?"
Yvonne: "I'd rather not discuss it. Let's just say he had his muffler cruising and leave it at that."
by Rickland Floydd February 12, 2009
one who joins in the act of muffling, or the stimulation of the females vagina using ones tonge, also called a carpet muncher
gee sally, what a muffler tom is, i could here you all the way down the hall! (sally glows)
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
Thingy you put up the end of on an car so the exaust gas wil sound nice
w00t ! Look at that muffler ! Its so fecking big ! Its almost like teh rocket pipe in Need for speed udnerground
by Michal December 17, 2003
a fiddling, curious little boy.
Short is a stumpy kiddy muffler
by untitled April 29, 2003
That's me
I am the Carpet-Muncher
by Carpet-Muncher February 12, 2004

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