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A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies
Your dad is a real muffler, eh?
by irascio December 14, 2007
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Something that shouldn't be loud.
Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!

Me: ......You're an idiot.
by Kevin Esser February 25, 2008
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slang term for cigarette, widely used in arizona.
(due to it's stricking resemblemce to a muffler, complete with the smoke exiting.)
"after i was finished making love to the prostitute, i fired up a muffler and sipped on some zinfandel, with a smile."
by Cosmo S. February 16, 2006
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When someone is tossing your salad and you fart in their mouth.
Then say: "Boom... Muffler!"
by dspinner January 24, 2005
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(verb)
When in a public bathroom one takes a wad of toilet paper (shit tickets); and holds it over ones asshole to hide the explosive fart and or shit that is about to rumble the bowl.This act can save one much embarrasment especially on a first date or while visiting the in laws at their tiny camper.

Be cautious a muffler may be a bit messier than the standard crap, but may be used in emergencies with guaranteed results.
ex 1.)*noun - Once in the bathroom,I decided to use a muffler after holding in that fart the whole way to his apartment.
ex 2.)* verb - Joe put a muffler on his tailpipe so his mother in law would not be offended by his morning dump.
by Juliagoolia August 20, 2005
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A person (male or female) who intentionally or unintentionally stops the progress of one woman getting some pussy from another.
I was about to get some of that fine ass pussy over there until Paul came up and started talking about Star Wars again, he's such a muffler.
by Amanda Likes It That Way November 05, 2008
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When a girl sits on a guys face, butt on the nose, facing the toes and she accidentally farts.
To celebrate their anniversary Carl & Janie ate at their favorite Mexican restaurant, which came back to haunt Carl when she accidentally gave him The Muffler.
by Dan Cortez March 26, 2017
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