muffin time

Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.

Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!

by budderguy42 October 22, 2015

muffin time

A period in time when one becomes hyper and easily-amused. Usually spurred by a period of not sleeping. Characterized by excessive laughter, shortness of breath, and spontaneous urges to act crazy. It is commonly induced by humorous and nonsensical words (i.e. tinfoil, bagpipes, wooden ladle, toenail, pudding, etc.)

Citizen #1: Hahaha, doorknob is such a funny word. I feel like pouring soy sauce on my head and dancing through the streets naked.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.

by LIZ JOHNSON ORIGINATOR OF MUFFIN TIME! May 3, 2006

Muffin Time!

ITS MUFFIN TIME AND I WANNA DIE! DIE! DIE! PLEASE SOMEBODY KILL ME I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE! WHO WANTS A MUFFIN I WANNA DIE!DIE!DIE!

IT'S MUFFIN TIME!

by Jokerwise September 11, 2019

Muffin time

ITS MUFFIN TIME, ITS MUFFIN TIME!
You eat muffins at this time.

Muffin: ITS MUFFIN TIME! ITS MUFFIN TIME!
George: Um, actually it 12:30.
Muffin: SOMBODY KILL MEH D:

by Bobrossismehlife May 24, 2018

Muffin Time

Special attention given to a women's vaginal region, specifically oral stimulation.

Woman: "I want muffin time!"

Man: "Yes, dear."

by Fatmanscoop crank da lamb August 11, 2009

Muffin time

Muffin time is/was a popular song on Tik tok in 2018. It was well known from Anna b official who made one of the most popular Tik toks in history. Almost all users know that video.

Jimmy: Did you hear about that girl who did that muffin time video?

Larry: Yeh, shez a asface. I wached her tudai an I wan die rinoe

by Chezbegurs December 23, 2018

MUFFIN TIME

When a girl knows she's about to engage in sex or oral pleasure.

Kloe was so excited to meet up with her boyfriend that she excitedly told her friend, it's MUFFIN TIME!

by MISTERATLAS November 7, 2014