7 definitions by Chezbegurs

Probably one of the greatest friends I knew, now I know some of you are looking for a Kaelyn to hate on, but not here. She spends 24:07 seconds with you on FT because every time someone sends her a vid, she hangs up cuz she has to hear it
My dude, Kaelyn, reallllly likes Josh
by Chezbegurs September 2, 2019
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Oneirataxia is a symptom where one person is incapable of distinguishing fantasy and reality.
Oneirataxia gives me a disability
by Chezbegurs December 23, 2018
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Muffin time is/was a popular song on Tik tok in 2018. It was well known from Anna b official who made one of the most popular Tik toks in history. Almost all users know that video.
Jimmy: Did you hear about that girl who did that muffin time video?

Larry: Yeh, shez a asface. I wached her tudai an I wan die rinoe
by Chezbegurs December 23, 2018
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the term, ‘kala,’ means bread in german. if you are familiar with european dialect, you might recognize the funny word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime chair.

long story short, it’s someone who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there every night.

anon: yeah. he sure racks up the money. maybe he could a professional kalamazoo like we see in hollywood.
by Chezbegurs January 5, 2021
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the term, ‘kala,’ is derived from the german language, which means bread. if you’re familiar with european dialect, you may recognize the word, ‘mazoo,’ which means nighttime rest. long story short, it describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark.
anon: have you seen that kalamazoo down the road? he’s there usually every day.

anon: yeah, he’s pretty good. maybe he could become a famous kalamazoo like the ones we see in hollywood movies.
by Chezbegurs January 5, 2021
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A steany, steany, guy. Such a jerk that he doesn’t have a mom to love him. In fact, he’s “soooo good at math” but as a matter of fact, he’s not even in advanced, so screw him
This son of steany little butt, Brandon, is so annoying I could push him off a bridge and not even get arrested for it
by Chezbegurs September 2, 2019
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Tone is a really good friend with a girlfriend named Emma. I said “Tone Tone” because it would be easier to find. Anyways, yea, he’s cool.
Yea man, tone tone has a really tall McDonald’s
by Chezbegurs September 2, 2019
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