Female equivalent of the male "Willy Warmer". Keeps the vagine from frosting over. Can be worn at ice rinks and on Christmas Day if you are preparing for seasonal hanky panky.
Crickey Darling, I'm shrinking up inside myself it's so cold down there. You should have worn your muff muffs!
by Hankypanky12345 September 29, 2010
by easy squeezy April 24, 2008
A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.
Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.
by A Slightly Gay Straight White February 22, 2016
The act of sticking a Motorola Radio in a pregnant women’s vagina then proceeding to fuck her in the ass while talking to unborn child on radio net
by POL flight FL April 7, 2022
Timmy dressed up in a bird outfit for the night and went searching for Muffs, the only muffs he found were ear muffs, "dont worry" timmy said, "I am the muff muff birdman and pig nosed mozerella cheese man on thursdays.
by Scrak McRack December 8, 2006
The nickname for a user on Gaia Online. He's not well known (or important for that matter), but he's an awesome fella'.
He likes music.
Oh yeah, and Pokemon, fools.
He likes music.
Oh yeah, and Pokemon, fools.
by Superninjaheroofmightmagicandpkmntoo August 22, 2006
Tom: "Hey Harry, want to hit up Sara's with me later?"
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."
Harry: "What are we going to do?"
Tom: "There will be a ton of single broads there, so I expect a little muff muff gash!"
Harry: "I'm in."
by GlazeHer April 26, 2014