I need a chocolate muffin for my banana nuttin

c'mon girl, just gimme that stuff/you'll be huffin 'n puffin' when I'm stuffin that muffin/.....gimme that chocolate muffin/hot out the oven/your chocolate muffin
by DoubleDee-licious September 27, 2010
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A Chocolate Muffin is derived from the frosted muffin. It is a type of a rim job. It is when a man ejaculates into either a woman's and/or another man's anus and then proceeds to lick and/or suck his own semen out of the anal cavity.
Carissa's favorite type of rim job was the chocolate muffin next to the rusty trumpet of course.
by The Muffin Man June 23, 2006
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A darker woman's vagina.
"Damn girl, lemme get at that chocolate muffin"

"I want to lick her chocolate muffin"
by PuggieQueen February 11, 2015
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A sexual position involving two African-American or black males penetrating, with their dicks, a crease of fat near the waist in a 'chubby' or overweight female.
Double: Two (Black guys)
Chocolate: Black guys*
Muffin: Referring to the Muffin Top like properties of the fat woman's waist.

*May also embrace males of other ethnicities, including but not limited to; East Indian, Pacific-Asian, Native American, and Polynesian. :P
"Bertha, DeAndre, and Jamal filmed a Double Chocolate Muffin last night!"
by 5Dollaaa April 26, 2010
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When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to hang shits on muffins, if you miss the muffin you have to eat it.
The guys were bored so they threw a chocolate muffin party.
by chopper July 6, 2004
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Leah: "Is that Jesus in your mouth?"
Thomas: "Yeah...no homo"
chocolate chip muffin*
by BadaBadaBingBangBang October 22, 2011
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The sexual act done by placing ones feces under the stomach of a woman with a muffin-top
"I took one for the team and gave that stacy chick a chocolate chip muffin."
by hellsdrummerboy October 7, 2011
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