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A person or a thing that is completely horrible in what it is doing.
YO Anton that rap is Muff Cabbage.
by Dr.OrangeCola February 16, 2011
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"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
by eyeballish October 16, 2010
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1. Any unpleasantness (odor, hair, pimples, etc) in a woman's vaginal area. Comes from the words cabbage and muff.
2. Somebody who's being a douchebag.
1. You're garbage! You've got cabbage in your f**king muff! (South Park Jersey Shore episode)
2. That guy just cut me off! He's such a muff cabbage!
3. I was at the bar last night, and the girl I was trying to get with all night ended up hooking up with some other guy. I hope she has real bad muff cabbage.
by sup69xoxo October 15, 2010
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It's a Jersey thing
by Ynottony24 October 15, 2010
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Its a Jersey thing....
No you're muff cabbage.
by Frankie Two-Toes October 15, 2010
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It's a jersey thing.
Snooki, you're garbage. You're muff cabbage!
by STePHaTRoN October 15, 2010
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It's a Jersey thing.
Stan: "I just have one question Kyle. At Sizzler when you were yelling muff cabbage, what's muff cabbage?"

Kyle: "It's a.....it's a Jersey thing."
by x Snipezalot x October 15, 2010
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