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Muff Cabbage is a derogatory term used to describe a person who believe is a trashy or a loser or slutty or garbage like or worthless or below worthless.
You and your hole family are Muff Cabbage. Matts such a Muff Cabbage, I can't believe he got fired for pissing inside his office. Don't act like Muff Cabbage your better then that. Your mom didn't give birth she just squateed down and pushed out some Muff Cabbage and gave it a name.
Your whole family is worthless and nothing but losers, it's like your mom just squatted out a bunch of Muff Cabbage and gave it names. You are nothing but Muff Cabbage.
by Peter L. Harris October 14, 2010
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Any sort of unpleasantness going on in the muff (vagina)
Normal person: Would you please have a seat
Jersey person: WHAT?!!! Fuck you! Nobody tells me what to do! You're nothing but a piece of muff cabbage!!
Normal person: What's muff cabbage?
Jersey person: It's a Jersey thing.
by JerseyShore7779950 October 15, 2010
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The way the idiots on the popular Jersey Shore reality television show say "Muff Garbage." Muff is, despite the way the Jersey Whore's use it, is a polite way to say vagina.
Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff cabbage!
by Deathbypiano88 October 13, 2010
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The state of new jersey smells like muff cabbage
by fuck new jersey October 15, 2010
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"MUFF GARBAGE," but when spoken with a thick Jersey accent it sounds like "Muff Cabbage."

Muff Garbage (or Muff Cabbage) is a term invented by the creators of the television show South Park and had no prior usage before the Oct.14, 2010 airing of the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing."
I'm a 14 year-old moron who is addicted to South Park, so I'm gonna start saying Muff Cabbage all the time.
by eyeballish October 16, 2010
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its an elusive , all-encompassing Jerseyan insult.
you muff cabbage you ain't nothing but muff cabbage!
What's mufff cabbage?

It's a Jersey thing.
by elle088 October 14, 2010
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Spoiled; Social bully; A trashy, rude, selfish, loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate, unlovable, unloving, individual who often thinks he/she is just misunderstood by everyone. A term widley understood as an insult to both a delicious food and the precious female organ. It is derived from two other units of american slang contractions: a) Muthafuckin = muff + b) Garbage= cabbage; spoken quickly with a Northeastern American city accent. Term was used on Comedy Central's wonderful and also very mis-understood show South Park.
Allot of hypocritical Americans are muff cabbage, ignorant of their history and roots.
by Kyle's Twin December 30, 2012
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