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Mr. Belvedere 

To Mr. Belvedere means to excrete something that need to be cleaned up. It can be cum, shit or other bodily fluid or function.
I Mr. Belvedered myself.
Mr. Belvedere by DiggerMan March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedere 

verb. to crap, especially in one's own pants.
Uh oh, I just Mr. Belvedered myself...
Mr. Belvedere by Nannerpuss March 15, 2009

Mr. Belvedere 

A towel specifically used for wiping both
male and female sex cum off and out of the participating parties. Can be used for weeks at a time. Also known as a cum rag.
"I have cum all over my stomach, can you get Mr. Belvedere to wipe it off please?"
Mr. Belvedere by Mikey851 August 14, 2008

mr. belvediered 

(verb) for a man to sit on his testicles and/or scrotum
aaaah! i just mr. belvediered myself
mr. belvediered by bluntbillie December 13, 2009

Mr. Belvedere 

It's when you're having sex with a girl and you're about to climax. You pick up a feather duster and tickle her nose, making her sneeze, which causes all her muscles to contract, including her vagina. Similar to a donkey punch.
Last night I gave my wife the Mr. Belvedere.
Mr. Belvedere by amikke01 December 9, 2008
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026