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When you take a shit, and it hangs from an undigested hair that hangs from your asshole.
My shit was a Mountain Climber
by BradKtulu May 27, 2010
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an individual who tries to get ahead in life by performing difficult and self-depricating tasks, but often to no avail.
You would've thought Jill could've gotten that job given all the dick she sucks. What a mountain climber.
by cam April 12, 2005
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When one guy stands at attention with his dong hanging out while another guy makes the mountain climber pose. The mountain climber then grabs the guy's dong and pulls like he's grabbing a rope to make his way up Mt. Everest. The guy getting pulled must then yodel for the climber to stop once it becomes too painful.
Me and my buddy saw Cliffhanger the other night and decided to do the mountain climber.
by Bubbabobobbrain July 22, 2008
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A woman not of the Caucasian race who prefers Caucasian males over any other race. A mountain climber prefers white males over any other race of males.
Girl 1: Omg! Did you hear? Haley broke it off with Dante for that new White boy in town.

Girl 2: UG! She's such a mountain climber!
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