Someone who is wise and aggressively helps their friends find hookups when they don’t have the confidence to pick others up. Basically, an aggressive wingman.

I’ll be you’re fairy hoe mother at the club and find you someone to rebound with.

FHM: “That person at the bar winked at you, go say hi”
Friend: “I dunno, don’t think it’ll work?”
FHM: “I’ll set the scene for you” (goes and plays wingman)

fairy hoe mother by SeksiLexi421 April 20, 2024

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motherhood statement

A platitude verbal contribution to a group, to show you are alpha, but has little or no value, and provides no constructive solution, only talk. Manager that have no skills, but have a well paid position, often do the mother statement talk. Who else can waste the time of experts and not be chastised for it?

Appointed Boss-man: We cannot go forward with these production inefficiencies.

Engineer: Thanks for that motherhood statement, we're golden now!

motherhood statement by sitizor March 1, 2016

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motherhoebitch

A word to yell out loud when something or somebody pisses you off. A word that will help release your anger as you shout it out and then bring a smile to your face as you realise the profanity you just shared with everyone else in the room.

Teacher "Ali, unfortunately I'm going to have to give you a D for your parent's evening History report."

Ali "motherhoebitch!!

motherhoebitch by Alzamatralz March 11, 2011

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