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45.
someone in the
United States Marine Corps. Who is so brain washed by stupid rules and regulations has no common sense or judge ment. Being so motivated that all normal brain functions cease and the only thing that is right is what some lazy fat E-8 or higher has told you (usually to benefit himself. THIS DOES NOT APPLY TO ALL MARINES ONLY CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS WHO INORDER TO GET PROMOTED SUCK DICK OF A HIGHER RANK TO IMPROVE PRO AND CON MARKS.
"Hey, Sgt Smith got promoted by making his platoon wash the Colonel's car."
"Yeah, what a MOTARD."
by Ben Theer December 21, 2005
 
29.
a term for a relay ugly idiot meant to be used among friends

a contraction made from mo a hopeless character from the Simpson and retard

Kenny jokingly called Cassie a mo'tard when she tried to pop the trunk while it was open



by keny H. July 10, 2008
 
30.
Drivers from the state of Utah
"You see that mofo?? he's going 90 in a 30, what a motard!"
by vladimir December 19, 2004
 
31.
a person who is a homo and a retard.
dude, you're such a mo-tard; you homosexual-retard.
by modelissa July 24, 2008
 
32.
When you have an arab friend who acts really retarded. And his name happens to be Mohammed then you abbreviate his name to Motard.
"Yo Kyle you talk to Motard lately?"
by Adwizzle May 09, 2006
 
33.
Short for Supermotard, a synonym for Supermoto. This is a type of motorcycle racing that places motocross-style bikes on combination tarmac/dirt courses.
The wheel-to-wheel action of Motard racing has been very popular in Europe since the mid-80's.
by 1000RRFireblade April 07, 2006
 
34.
Human beingf(thats being kind) who is so ignorant he/she would make mold look intelligent. An Opinionated person who will fight to the death to prove their facts(however wildly inaccurate are correct and the only way under god to be, behave, worship, vote, believe or live ect.) are true. Motards are to be avoided at all costs.. A simple dose of logic backed up by printed facts are enough to disarm and be done with a Motard.
what the fuck are you? Some kind of motard? See Fucking Motard
by Khys December 26, 2003
 
35.
a retard with an EXTREMELY LARGE MOLE
mo(le) re(tard)
see pawel for reference
holy mother of shit, hes a motard!
by jimmy February 23, 2005