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mosin-nagant 

The Mosin-nagant is an old school bolt action rifle from Russia. Originally designed by a drunk Russian engineer and an even more drunk Belgian gunsmith, who drew up blueprints on napkins in the back of a pub somewhere in Siberia in a vodka-induced stupor. The Mosin-nagant fires the 7.62x54r cartridge, which can kill a polar bear at a thousand yards and keep going right through the tree he was standing in front of. The Mosin-nagant was used by the Russians in both world wars, so it's killed more Germans than collisions on the autobahn and under-cooked sauerkraut combined. Surplus Mosins can be found at gunshops in the States for like a hundred bucks on sale, and ammo is cheap surplus, so this is what real men shoot who don't want to drop $1299.99 on an AR-15 which fires a .22 round and that's made out of recycled milk jugs and Legos. Many of them come with a bayonet that's roughly the size of the sword William Wallace used in Braveheart. In the absence of gun oil, you can clean a Mosin by pissing down the barrel and wiping the bolt off with a dirty rag that you found on the floor in a Grease Monkey. Try that with a rifle that was designed less than 50 years ago.
Joe: " I need a rifle that is ten feet long and fires anti-tank rounds, but Ive only got 200 dollars!"

Ivan: "Amerikan comrade, you need mosin-nagant . Spend 100 on the rifle, fifty on case of ammo, use rest for vodka!"

In Soviet Russia, rifle fire you!!!
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monsignor carroll 

Noun: a pant tugging bore; a so-called man of the cloth who puts the coin before the flock; a teller of seldom funny misogynistic jokes and always amusing foot-in-mouth comments; part of the 1-2 punch committed to destroying the golden A.
Monsignor Carroll: Uhh, uhh, uhmm, hello faculty, in uhh today's meeting, uhh, uhh, hemenway and I will bore and insult you in an effort to make you uhh work harder and sub more for less uhh money. And then we'll pass the hat and ask for donations.

Veteran faculty: Bite me, tuggy.
monsignor carroll by Bobby Oso January 18, 2010
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Timofey Mosgov 

A monster rebounder that can shoot from anywhere on the court. He blocks the shit out of everyone and then says "get that weak stuff outta here". He is the only player in nba history to have 125 points, 439 rebounds, 0 assists, 286 steals, and 1574852 blocks in one game.
Person 1: Yo nice game today you looked like a Timofey Mosgov out there
Person 2: Don't compare me to god
Person 1: True
Person 3: ruff ruff, I'm a dog
A nickname for someone called monica
There is only one real monigga

She is your nigga and will always be your nigga
Hey monigga
monigga by thehoodbitch June 28, 2014
Strong, good-looking, caring family-man that will put a smile on anyone's face and makes everyone feel good about themselves, especially his girlfriend/wife
Jonny: Dude, who's that guy that all the girls seem to be crazy about?
Steve: Mate.. That is Mosiah.
Jonny: Damn.. How does he do it?!?
Steve: It's just Mosiah, init? That's what he does.

Moshigan 

The name given to Michigan by it's metalcore inhabitants, also, the general belief that there is a good mosh scene in Michigan.
See You ANext Tuesday is from Moshigan.
Moshigan by ReeLAPSE! March 15, 2009
A moig is a sufix, which follows a noun, normally relating to the actions or traits of the noun.
Honkmoig - Horn (because a horn HONKS)
Carrymoig - Stretcher or bag or similiar (Because you can CARRY stuff)
Viewmoig - Pair of glasses, a window, or similiar (Because you VIEW through the glasses or window, etc)
Soundmoig - Speakers (geddit' yet?!)
Runmoigs - Shoes, trainers, etc.
Flymoig - Plane, helicopter, etc.
Sailmoig - Ship, etc.
Moig by Benton! September 30, 2005