moses

A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Moses' people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Moses would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Moses Malone, basketball star.

Moses means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

by 7620 August 29, 2005

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They are a very loyal person who is nice to their close friends. They are incredibly smart, and brag about it a lot. They are great secret keepers, and have a lot of funny habits. Like humming Christmas music randomly, or yelling at you when you don't know what "capitalism" is. Mose is a great friend to have fun with. If you have a Mose you are extremely lucky.

The person you're describing sounds like a Mose.
Wow, you have a Mose!

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One of the hippest Jews on the planet, like Jesus and Woody Allen.

Yo moses, howzit goin homeslice!

by dehidral767 June 22, 2005

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*MOSES* is one of the coolest, attractive, Good looking and *Princely* persons on Earth you'll be thankful you met... They are born leaders, Rich yet so meek and humble, down to earth and can stick with you through your trying times to ensure you feel alright and safe... One amazing thing about meeting a *Moses* is that they give excellent advices and are said to be full of Wisdom when you are confused. They can show real care and concern for you that you can hardly feel alone in this world. Our world needs *Moseses* because of the chaos that people experience.. A remarkable thing about having a *Moses* in your life is that they can assist you come out of terrible issues and guide you to a place of safety. They are equally *romantic* and excellent lovers and are loyal.. A Moses is a person that has your back, a true profitable Companion and a committed friend.

_Dude you need a MOSES In your life..

After been through hinge and bumble with that heart breaker, I met my MOSES...
I want to thank you for sending Me ❤️ MOSES

by THOU HIGH AND ROYAL MAJESTY February 5, 2020

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Mosed

New Zealand colloquialism

To be absolutley dominated.

To destroy leaving no trace.

To pound. Hard.

"I mosed that chick on saturday night, she was still walking funny on wednesday"

"Canterbury mosed Wellington 147-0"

"Rome was mosed by the Visigoths in AD 410"

"that little british guy mosed Klitschko in 5 rounds"

by The Bone Collector February 7, 2010

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