Morti

Shaggy-haired Italian with a knack for drinking and smoking. Wonderful kid that is possibly a little too fond of the popped colar and Dashboard Confessional. Commonly known referred to as "Good Sir" and "Smoking Chris."

Person I: Wow, that kid can smoke like a chimney, and drink like a fish!

Person II: I know! It's Morti!

by StalkingChris November 18, 2004

Morty

Morty is the most boolin Motherfucker out there and he bools all day and all night. He's always boolin. He created "we boolin". He's the life of the boolfest. Simply put, he's a straight up bool of a man. The most important thing you need to know about Morty is that he lives for stupid shit!

Morty are you going to the boolfest? "Yktv ofc I'm going asshole 😂"

by A-D0G June 25, 2020

Morty

An adjective describing an absolute doofus.

Guy 1: Wow, I got 5 out of 13 on that test.
Guy 2: Jesus Ron, you really are a fucking Morty.

by Mogludir September 18, 2018

morty

a morty is a sidekick for a rick ricks are intelligent

rick:ugh morty why are you so dumb! oh wait you're a morty

by dont check another mans portal June 30, 2021

morty

a fat man; who sometimes shows humanity. But most of the time insanity and racism (see mout)

Morty is so racist!!!!

by K Master M June 3, 2003

mortis

A mexican magician. He logs on and off of AiM like it aint no thang. Hes the mexican magician.

Bob: Well I was thinking that- WHOA DID YOU SEE THAT?!
Jim: What?
Bob: THE MEXICAN MAGICIAN JUST APPEARED IN FRONT OF ME THEN WENT AWAY!
Jim: Ok

by Daddy Warlord February 24, 2005

Morty

The embodiment of when your car has a noisy problem which you don't fix, such as a loose strut or even a loud creaking noise, referred to as a dead guy trying to break out of his coffin

Dude were you in Adie's car today, Morty's pissssssed!

by Danthrax March 16, 2004