Mortensen 

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"

Mortensen by Mathieuson February 18, 2008

Mortensen 

Someone who is usually pissy. Kind of a bitch. They dye their hair red or green because they just don't give a fuck.
Also known as a sexual freak.

Man 1: You see that girl over there?
Man 2: Yeah... she seems like such a Mortensen.

Mortensen by 12344552gvg February 7, 2019

Viggo Mortensen 

A gift from god (or whom ever you worship). Actor, Artist, Poet, Photographer. Has the ability to become every character he plays, and no two characters are the same. Movies include: J.I. Jane, Hidalgo, 28 Days, Lord of the Rings, The Crew, Indian Runner, Witness, Psycho, Crimson Tide.

"The ebb and flow of the Atlantic tides, the drift of the continenets, the very position of the sun along its eclpitic. These are just a few of the things I control in my world."

Viggo Mortensen by Rhysel Ash April 11, 2005

Viggo Mortensen 

He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.


SO hot.

OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..

Viggo Mortensen by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

sex god

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" by Anonymous October 27, 2003

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

1.Aragorn/stryder in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy
2.pretty damn hot for a old guy

Aragorn fought bravely against Saurons army at the battle of Helms Deep

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" by chikadee December 23, 2003

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" 

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun" by Linsay March 13, 2004