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15.
Mort, shortened version of Mortified commonly used in Ireland.
Claire:did you see those pictures I uploaded of Sarah being drunk? Bet she's mort.
by cobcob April 25, 2012
 
16.
A versatile word which can be used to describe a female in both a negative or positive manner when describing a female.
Positive: Cor! Check out that tidy little mort!

or

Negative: Jesus, look at the state of that dirty old mort!
by themort June 24, 2011
 
17.
Anything used to describe someone who lacks sense of life, looks dumbfounded, and has only a limited ability to learn and understand. Often excluded from society.
Jennifer Jacqueline Wells is all muck, she's such a mort!
by Kenzington the 1st March 29, 2011
 
18.
someone who's fucked up in the brain, sick, ugly, annoying, stupid and just generally a total spong!!!!
Chelsea: see chloe she's a total mort!
Dale: OH AYE!!
Chelsea: LOL!
Emma: i agree, silly mort
by Morthater June 04, 2010
 
19.
A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.
Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort
by jackald April 15, 2006
 
20.
Girl.Girl friend.
Think it may have originated during Napoleonic wars. 'Mort' as in death as in slang for catching syphilis from a female.
..going to see my mort. Had my mort with me. Used a lot around ports.
by Mr Passing through August 04, 2008
 
21.
A man who is completely without spine in the sense that he is a complete doormat. Also known as a doormort.
Mort you have no spine!
by Toam August 13, 2006