Morts are rare types of people, and are usually mouse lemurs. They can be human, and are usually short and are try hards in both education and games, for example GTA or Call of Duty. Their lives are often ruined by people being better than them at the game. Their tribe usually names them "Harry".
That mort was so bad at COD! He told us that we had ruined his life.
by qwerty123qwertyasdf November 04, 2013
1. (noun) A degenerate; one who is unproductive, lazy
2. (noun) An individual with a lack of intelligence.
3. (adj) defeated, lifeless, usually as a result of dire circumstances.
1. Did you get your OSSD yet, or are you still a mort?

2. That mort can't even spell his name.

3. (a) That guy sniffed lines until he was all mort.
(b) He lives all mort by himself, in a shithole apartment.
by Rich6 May 27, 2005
A friend who 1) tells you there are hot chicks at a party (and he actually thinks they are hot) but in fact they are fuglies or 2) a friend who proclaims there will be tons of girls at his party and there are not many at all. (Ironically, his mortness might still be revealed when the few girls that are there actually weigh a few tons)
Holy shit Randy, you said there were going to be a bunch of dimes here but there are only fuglies and blanca-looking femmes. Your such a fucking mort!
by J-Dolla May 07, 2006
A person who lacks any good looks or intelligence, does stupid retarded mistakes all the time, often referred to as a cross between a mole and a wart
Ugly Brenda fell on her face again..... The mort
by Crim_boi June 10, 2014
Member of an exclusive friendship group which is renowned for drinkin loads, doin criminal damage, pissin people off who dont matter, and nobbin random slags.
Mort 1: S'apnin
Mort 2: F'kin chillin innit, just fuckin chinned some car into another car by openin the door and takin the handbrake off and it rolled down the fuckin hill
Mort 1: Sound. Do u reckon the guy who owns the car will be fussed?
Mort 2: Dont give a fuck. He's a goof.
by Sketcher mort January 15, 2011
an excellent cubby builder and accomplished sangria mixologist

also can be an undercover investigative journalist
the cubby had an excellent structure thanks to the morts.
by mcdarcington January 05, 2010
A mort is an unusually big vagina wart, also know as a pussy pimple.
Yo, I was fuckin' that girl Nefertitti until i saw that ugly ass mort
by jackald April 15, 2006
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