Mormonisms
Mormonisms by Denny Shaffer Schaedig October 19, 2011
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Mormonistan
Playful moniker of the state of Utah reflecting its strong Mormon traditions and customs; consequently Salt Lake City is often known as Mormonabad. Both terms employ the Persian suffixes "stan" and "bad" meaning "land of" and "city of" respectively.
1. I hiked the rugged and breathtaking mountains of Mormonistan all day before retiring to Mormonabad.
2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!
2. When entering rural Mormonistani village compounds, be sure to never eye their women the wrong way!
Mormonistan by SillyTamilsTrixR4Kids July 9, 2010
Mormonitis
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but acts like he/she is by not doing drugs, alcohol, or before-marriage sex. See Also Strait Edge.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
A condition where an individual isn't a mormon, but dresses and often looks like one.
Dave seems like he doesn't do drugs, drink, and is a virgin. Is he a mormon? No, my friend told me he's not, and that he's got mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Then I saw Dave ride his bike on the side of the road. I thought he was one of those mormons who ride their bikes while dressed nicely, and wearing backpacks and nametags. But since Dave isn't a mormon (he wasn't wearing a nametag), then it became obvious that he had mormonitis.
Mormonitis by Ilisten2Metal June 4, 2014
Moronism
A way of living where only those things that you don't like can possibly be stupid, and anything you do must be right and therefor not stupid, no matter how idiotic and ridiculous it really is.
Moronism encompasses closed-mindedness, hipocrisy, racism, and ignorance, and usually a follower of Moronism shows at least two of the above.
Moronism encompasses closed-mindedness, hipocrisy, racism, and ignorance, and usually a follower of Moronism shows at least two of the above.
If someone (let's say he's a white guy) tells it's wrong to marry someone of another race but secretly has a girlfriend who's black.
If someone opposes something for no reason, and even if someone proves him wrong 600 different ways he still won't even think of changing his mind.
If someone opposes something for no reason, and even if someone proves him wrong 600 different ways he still won't even think of changing his mind.
Moronism by El Eduardo November 21, 2004
Mormonites
Someone who goes to an LDS church and forces their beliefs onto everyone around them. They wear magic underwear and can't drink caffine.
Mormonites by y'allneedjesus May 14, 2014