A terrible sham of a cult. Not Christian by any standards. A member of the LDS church beleives that they will become a God just like the one of earth. Do not ever take anything these people take seriously. If you want to piss one off, ask them what goes in in the temple and what their temple name is among other things. They beleive that Christ does not atone for their sins fully and that by their own doing they will be equal to God.
Wow Bob, these mormons multiply like rabbits!
Everyone lock your doors, the mormons are coming.
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The slang term for someone who is a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. It was originally a derogatory term. They believe that the Book of Mormon is another testament of Jesus Christ and in the Bible so long as it is translated correctly. They eat a healthy diet and and knew that certain substances are bad for you before modern science proved it. Those who follow their diet live longer too. They pay a "tithing", or one-tenth of their income to the church because everything belongs to God and so it's like keeping 90% of God's wealth. They do not have a paid clergy, everything is voluntary. They are not brainwashed, do not practice polygamy or any other weird thing, and do not smoke/drink. They were violently persecuted and forced to leave the U.S. because Governor Boggs of MO signed an extermination order. Yeah, all Mormons had to leave or be "exterminated" like cockroaches. Still, shortly after when the US government asked for soldiers during the Mexican-American War, they proudly sent 500 men to fight for the country that kicked them out. It was the women and children that crossed the plains and the rockies. Mormons are very misunderstood and are still persecuted.
It was still technically legal to kill a Mormon in some states until the later part of the 20th century. Christian fundalmentalist and Evangelist leaders just recently apologized for persecution of the Mormons.
by true little known facts May 13, 2005
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A bunch of people that conspired to take away every liberty of the people so that they can be that much more pure and controlled. This group then gave these people a belief in supreme being that supposidly watches over then 24-7, knows everything they do, and knows where to send them if they screw up.
by numAt January 29, 2003
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adjective describing persons of the mormon religion.
mormons are usually super good at everything and way too polite for their own good. sometimes they have no personality. therefore, mormon is also an adjective meaning boring.
person 1: did you see the new harry potter movie?
person 2: yeah.
person 1: what did you think about ginny?
person 2: she was so Mormon!

person 1: yeah, i know. it was like she had no personality or something.

person 2: yeah, she was pretty boring.
person 1: but super good.

person 2: yeah, in a Mormon way.
person 1: definitely. what a Mormon.
by fivemiles44 August 16, 2009
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A person of a religious cult that comes onto urban dictionary to attempt to make right the "wrongs" of what the rest of the users are saying about this religion. They try to say that all understandings about the Mormon faith are common misconceptions, then continue to promote Mormonism. Unfortunately, most of these "misconceptions" are actually plain truth; showing just how incompetent they truly are.
Guy one: Dude, this user on Urban totally just said that Mormonism is the right faith! Maybe it actually is...

Guy two: yeah, they're actually a Mormon too... They're lying, it isn't the right faith
by Lazinator July 12, 2009
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a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS). They study both the Bible and the Book of Mormon from which the nickname "Mormon" is derived. "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons or LDS) originated in 1820 in upstate New York when Joseph Smith claimed to have seen God the Father and Jesus Christ. Later, Smith received gold tablets (The Book of Mormon) containing an account of God’s dealings with some ancient American inhabitants including a visitation of Jesus Christ among this people following his resurrection. The church was officially organized on April 6, 1830 and was seen as a restoration of the early church of Jesus Christ led by prophets and apostles.The Mormon addition of colorful new doctrines to Christianity, as well as the practice of polygamy (later banned in 1890), outraged more traditional Christians. In time the Mormons fled west to escape persecution and establish their own community in the Salt Lake Valley (Utah). Led by Brigham Young, successor to Joseph Smith, the Mormon pioneer movement in the mid-1800s brought saints from the eastern United States and across northern Europe to the western frontier. Largely through its missionary work, today the church has become a significant global religion with more than half of its 14.1 million members living outside the United States." (J. Ludlow in "Revealing World Religions")
Mormons prefer to be called LDS.
by undercover13 April 19, 2011
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A cult which started in Utah, that based on Perverted Bigotry. Through out history they believe they are greater then then other people, starting with women, then American and recently gays. Only When their non profit status gets threatened do they change their religion to include others.
steve "hey Bob did you see the way that guy treated those lesbians?"

Bob " yea, what fucking Mormon"
by twobarbreak December 19, 2008
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