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mork
n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...
wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...
Mork by Alex Johansen June 20, 2007
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A creature that likes too sleep on hay, and has features reminescent of a Rebick. They are a very sneaky, rapscallious race. To this day only 3 are known, yet it is believed that over a million may infact populate this earth. Leading Morkologists believe the epicenter of this spread of Morks is from somewhere in western Norway. The is also some sort of unknown link with Cornwall & Eminiem.
The other day we discovered another Mork: Tom Lodge!
Mork by Spork m'Gee April 24, 2011
A character played by Robin Williams in the T.V. show "Mork and Mindy".
You want an example of this? Watch some old reruns or something you tard.
Mork by Lincoln June 26, 2003
Short for mudcork. A plug of solid or semi-solid shit which is holding back a flood of Mississippi mud in your bowels. Usually followed by the never-ending wipe.
Once I popped my mork, I couldn't leave the toilet for an hour.
mork by b1g December 29, 2007
"Hey mork!"

"Yo whats up mork?"
mork by baseballstar37 February 16, 2012
One of the two Warhammer Orc gods. Constantly warring with sibling, Gork.
The known warhammer gods are: Gork, an Orcish warrior god; Mork, another Orc deity; Nurgle, lord of decay; Slaanesh, seductive prince of Chaos; Khorne, The Bloodletter; and Tzeentch, god of chaotic change.
Mork by Warhammer Nerd March 27, 2004