Moose Milker

A person from Maine who gives moose a handjob until the point of ejaculation; slang term for anyone that looks like they bang their first cousin and is missing teeth.

That guy in the lumberjack shirt and dirty hat is a moose milker.

Moose Milker by Pipe55 March 13, 2010

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Milkey Mouse

When you get edged by a person dressed as a professional furry in a specific theme park

Be careful not to ask Pluto to give you a Milkey Mouse, you might get an unexpected suprise.

Milkey Mouse by Miller.io December 7, 2024

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