"Oh, how did he die?" "He was moosing too hard, made himself known and well, got himself sniped by a hunter."
by Mr. Heubert March 28, 2023
by Dis lad December 17, 2019
Moose bootying is a term used to describe when you accidentally back up into someone and your butts touch. This must be accidental to be classified as moose bootying.
"dude moose bootying is so awkward!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"
"totally man! i just did it to some girl at the ice rink the other day!"
by The moose booty expert January 6, 2014
"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.
by UhmYeahSure April 7, 2021
"Donnie thats a nice moose apple you have there."
by Donnie Mooseapple February 1, 2014
Moose tracking can mean one of two things
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 18, 2014
A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.
Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS
by Mr. Xerox August 4, 2009