Moon Rocks 

Crystals of pure, or very nearly pure, MDMA.

We ran a test kit on those moon rocks, they're 98% pure.

Moon Rocks by basshead91 November 29, 2011

Moon Rocks 

Slightly tan/brown crystals of 84% pure and stable MDMA/molly in crystal form. Tends to smell sweet, like root beer, in large amounts.

Me: got some moon rocks from the darkweb
Friend: ah I been meaning to look into that
Me: it’s complicated my dude.. chromebook, gallium distro, VPN, ufw firewall killswitch, TOR browser, dark web markets, Monero cryptocurrency, PGP to encrypt my shipping... pray to God that spiritualism is a fight worth suffering for, hope I don’t get man in the middles by the feds
Friend: ....... bro, spirituality is a fight worth suffering for, our laws restain freedom and drugs will be legal by 2030, the internet provides transparency and education for all, plus machines are outperforming elites
Me: yep, life is a gift and death is a promise, worst case I make friends and teach people in jail
Friend: truth my guy *hits peace pipe*

Moon Rocks by Shrimp Titties July 15, 2018

moon rocks 

an alternative for balls, as popularized by Stephen T. Colbert of the Colbert Report

"Turns out NASA didn't have the moon rocks to put my name on that space node"

moon rocks by xxZeus-Almighty December 10, 2009

Moon Rocks 

An STD one acquires which generally results in ones gentalia becoming deformed, hideous, and often unrecognizable. Essentially, your dick takes on an incomprehendable alien appeareance, comparable to that of a bizzare alien rock from the fucking moon.

Man, I hooked up with that girl from Burger King. Too bad I didn't wrap it, and by monday my equipment looks like contraband from Apollo 11, and itches hellaciously.I think Darla gave me Moon Rocks.

Moon Rocks by BLUE_WATER November 14, 2011

moon rocks 

when smoking resin, a term for a cashed bowl.

that shit is dusted son, nothin' but moon rocks left.

moon rocks by Dickie Moist October 26, 2003

Moon Rocks 

Large shards of pure (or almost pure) MDMA. Way better than your average stepped on and super cut bag of powdered molly or pressed ecstasy pills. Taken orally mostly at music festivals, moon rocks are highly potent and will give you a clean long lasting high.

Hope you're wearing your astronaut suit to this Phish festie cuz I got us a big bag of moon rocks.

Moon Rocks by onedaytoday August 17, 2018

Moon booty rocks 

Someone who is spiritual or engages in activities related to the metaphysical or esoteric.

Katie loves crystals and moon bathing, she's real moon booty rocks.

Moon booty rocks by Ravybb27 November 4, 2021