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15.
A man poodle. Moodles are often weird and delusional and don't realize their status as a play toy. Moodles are typically passive and like to discuss their feelings.

Most girls keep a moodle around at all times for entertainment when they're not talking to or seeing anyone. You can flirt with your moodle, let him compliment you, and even take you out, but you never ever fuck the moodle.
Sara: Have you been talking to John lately?
Nora: Yeah. Turns out he's more of a moodle type
Sara: Aww, that sucks
Nora: Not really! Moodles are so fun to have around
Sara: Really? I should get one too then!
by smartestbitchyoukn0w February 21, 2012
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16.
v. the act of cuddling with someone while you're in 'the mood.'
Dude I totally moodled with Kate last night
by shmay123 August 20, 2011
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17.
a Moodle is a mix of the words 'Man' and 'Poodle', a moodle is a male living form, who girls chose to date just to feel safe.
Allawi: Jennifer Dumped me
Khadim: Baba, your a moodle
Allawi: What the hell is a moodle?
Khadim Well girls like to hug you, take you out to the park, but no one likes to 'do' the moodle.
Allawi: -._-
by Karbalaei Gangster May 27, 2010
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18.
the guy that always hangs out with the girls but never gets laid...
they all went to get a pedicure together but at the end of the day the moodle never got laid....
by carpet-curtans October 15, 2010
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19.
A guy who chases a bird for a long time, going on "dates" but never gets laid, by anyone, ever.
Girl: I really like you, lets hang out.

Dameow: Yus i know this great spot, i'll take you to dinner, it will be a-m-a-zing.

Girl: WTF did you just look down my top?!

Dameow: Meow

Girl: Good moodle.
by t-urban May 07, 2010
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20.
To molest with a noodle, especially with one's own noodle, or with a noodle of unspecified origin.

Usage Note: Although the act of moodling is usually unintentional, the verb can convey a connotation of sketch. (See second example.)
At dinner Mariska was dismayed to find, upon glancing at her lap, that she had been... moodled.

So Ryan, do any moodling lately? *wink, wink*
by wandersfar December 16, 2004
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21.
Man Poodle
He was so hairy, he was a moodle.
by xxamanduhh January 07, 2010
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