montefiore 

When a male skips an erection and ejaculates.

"Jenny bent over and I montefiored"

montefiore by Jenny montefiore September 15, 2016

Montelione 

A landscape artist, one with a green thumb and a muddy/wet backside. One that rolls a yard like a burrito.

The great Montelione leaped over the wall and turned my backyard into an oasis.

Montelione by The Don of Landscaping March 19, 2021