What is typically said if something very outlandish happens. Often used when large amounts of alcohol are being consumed. Can result in a "spit-take" (one spitting out their beverage because of laughter) if used at an opportune time. This term is a play on words. Taking the term cock monster and the beloved American sport of Monster Trucking.
When playing poker and one realizes that his straight flush has been beaten by a royal flush.

"Cock Monster Truck!!!!" "That just did not fucking happen!"
by The M Theory February 2, 2010
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A cemetery where people trip, usually in a small town.
Look at those hooligans walking towards the cemetery! It must be a monster truck seminary!
by klassii May 3, 2011
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A southern monster truck is when a morbidly obese woman gives you sloppy road head
S: dude Josh is getting a southern monster truck in that jeep wrangler

T: ew, hopefully he’s drunk
by Youngbuck420 April 27, 2023
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We don't use pejoritives like redneck here. We prefer the term Monster truck enthusiasts.
by Conradw February 25, 2009
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When you stand up after sex fully erect, and you clock your head on the running ceiling fan.
Example 1: I just had sex with that hot Kayla chick and after I got Virginia Monster Truck Tired. I swear I have a concussion.

Example 2: Jack fucked me but it wasn't good, the only good thing was him getting Virginia Monster Truck Tired.
by Handjizz_201 February 18, 2019
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