Monkey Spakle 

A. When a monkey spuges on the shower to re do the caulking.

B. High velocity, clumpy male ejaculation after prolonged periods of penis disuse.

C. When you can't jack off unless a girl is making monkey noises.

D. Bananna Flavored Cum

When you run out of caulk all you have is monkey spakle.

Monkey Spakle by I Cup In January 10, 2006

monkey spackle 

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle

Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed.

monkey spackle by lymric March 20, 2008

Monkey Spackle 

An all purpose naturopathic ointment and cure for everything; Another word for man spackle.

"Have to land in Vegas to get bubble gum slapped on the door. Al's monkey spackle did not hold it closed."

Monkey Spackle by lymric March 21, 2008

Monkey sparkle 

1. Monkey fecies 2. Monkey urine 3. shinanigans

Dude! That was monkey sparkles!

Monkey sparkle by guitarman 309 January 9, 2011

Twilight Sparkle-Money 

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.

Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.

Twilight Sparkle-Money by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024