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Monkey Smalls 

An obese man who resides in Islip, NY. He wears valour jump suits and a beret worn foward similiar to the late great Notorious Biggy Smalls.
His face resembles that of an orange bearded monkey, hence Monkey Smalls.
On a recent trip to Giant Stadium, a drunk Russian girl yelled out "Hey look! There is Monkey Smalls!!"
Monkey Smalls by Spencer Kaplan February 1, 2005
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small purple flying monkey

A small-purple-flying monkey is a monkey that eats peoples heads then vomits them up and then regurgitate them back onto their lifeless bodies.
ARGH A SMALL PURPLE FLYING MONKEY JUST BIT MY HEAD OF

Small football small money 

It's a sentence used by hungarian people in Hungary, it's a more clever way to say "TIPSZMIKSZ"
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Small football small money 

It's a sentence used in Hungary by hungarian people, they usually prefer this sentence as a very clever and intelligent way to say "TIPMSZMIKSZ".
Kis pénz Kis Foci na csumiiiiiiii Small football small money

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026