Monkey Crumpet

A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.

Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.

by ZekeOfNature April 17, 2011