Top Definition
A bagel that has been toasted and dunked in a very wet vagina.
Chi Chi: Dude, i had Mary Ann's monkey crumpet yesterday.

Zeke: Oh yea howd that taste

Chi Chi: It was like licking the bottom of the ocean.

Zeke: MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmm fishy.
#sexual #realtions #with #an #aquatic #animal
by ZekeOfNature March 30, 2011
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