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double-jointed-monkey-crawl

the crawl (often seen in horror movies) when someone (usually a dead person) crawls freakishly usually putting their feet in front of their head in the process (thus double-jointed). If you have seen the grudge, the grudge boy does the double-jointed-monkey-crawl down the stairs.
A:"Samara double-jointed-monkey-crawled up the well!"
B:"Freaky"

monkey crawler 

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
monkey crawler by Biomed88 October 13, 2013

Cradle Monkey 

Cradling your significant other's hefty ball sacks in the cup of your hand, taking pressure off the penal area known as the perineum.
Hey dude?
YEah man...
Your balls look tired
Yeah i had a rough day
Weellllllll i mean ill cradle monkey them for a little bit so they can relieve circulation.....i mean if thats okay..
.........ummmm sure.....is that gay?
No man not at all........let me do it

monkeybrawl 

A group of dark skinned (typically black) people in a fight, generally one on the street or sidewalk.
Aww shit man there's a monkeybrawl over there on that corner!
monkeybrawl by Tihikea October 26, 2011