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Douchey McDouchebag 

He/she whose actions give off the true essence of being a huge douchebag.
Hey! Look at this, Douchey McDouchebag didn't use his fucking turn signal. What a shock!

douchey mcdouche 

Someone who redefines douchebag..someone who is beyond completly retarded. The guy no one wants to be. Usually used when the person does something really, really stupid.
Douchey McDouche "Oh shit..shit..fuck fuck fuck!!!"

Bob "Shit!! WTF Happened in here?!?!"

Douchey McDouche "I stuck my hand in this grinder...and it tore off my fingers!!!"

Bob "Hmmm...Good job Douchey McDouche..."

mendoucheous 

A word-intra-syllable-insertion (tmesis) of the word "douche" into the word "mendacious". Recently coined by blog commentators, especially on the far right.
That Obamatard certainly is a mendoucheous asshat.
mendoucheous by Anglave February 28, 2009

Manouchehr 

Manuchehr or Manouchehr (Persian: منوچهر, Manūchehr, Old Persian: Manōčihr, Avestan: Manuščiθra) is a Persian male given name meaning heaven's face. It consists of two parts Manu (Manou) which means heaven in old Persian language and Chehr which means face.

The English translation: Heavenly Face

Gender: Male

Origin: Persian
My new born son has an spiritual aura he should be named Manouchehr.
Manouchehr by The History Buff August 18, 2009

fondouche 

cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean
Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!

Assclown McDouche 

This is a phrase used for the guy that everyone knows is a douche bag. A pet name for someone who is not desirable.
Don't look now, here comes Assclown McDouche.

Your argument is not valid, Assclown McDouche.