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cheesy, dirty, stinky, rotten poontang that a wife makes her unemployed, lazy, slack-ass husband lick clean
Wife: I'm home from work, you know what that means!!

Husband: Please No!

Wife: Until your lazy ass gets a job, it's fondouche for dinner!!!

Husband: Please God save me!!!
by The Bucktooth Robot August 06, 2009
various meats on a stick, used most for cleaning the inside of a dirty vagina
She wasn't the cleanest girl, but I was hungry, so I cracked out my trusty fondouche.
by Juke McKones May 04, 2011