molustache

when a person has a moustache and looks like a creeper or molester.

the old man in the ice cream truck pulled up, and i felt a little creeped out by his molustache...

molustache by M.K.G. August 24, 2010

molestache 

A group of thin, wispy hairs located on the upper lip that the wearer believes constitutes facial hair. Much like he believes her thin, wispy cries constitute consent.

Hey, nice molestache...wait, what are you doing? Don't touch me, just--no! Oh, God! Help! Please, someone! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

molestache by mart1779 February 11, 2009

molestasheo 

A derivative of molestache. A mustache on a man that does not look cool but creepy. This mustache would make you want to go check to see if the guy is listed on a pedophile website.

What's up with that molestasheo, you going to hang out at some playgrounds tonight?

molestasheo by Jacki Ledbetter April 10, 2007

Mulestache 

A mulester's mustache.

Andy Samburg has this Saturday Night Live video about this new dance. It's called 'The Creep' and they are all styling major mulestaches.

Mulestache by kanihelpyou April 5, 2011

molestache 

MOLESTache, the unfashionable mustache that rapists pedophiles(child MOLESTers) and dictators wear.

BTK killer, Hitler, Stalin all have a molestache. Exemptions Burt Reynolds(only).

molestache by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008

molestache 

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

molestache by pimphuge February 25, 2003

mulestache 

placing you penis across another persons upper lip.

While steve was passed out jack gave him a mulestache

mulestache by Joey Ligats February 28, 2009