Mobed

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Is a person, place, or thing that is interested in oddities normal people would avoid. This person, place, or thing has a knack for service and an unusual hatred for pirates and or birds.

The Mobed shat in his pants when the booty went smack.

Mobed by THE Urban Cowboy September 25, 2010

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Mober

Someone who exclusively dedicates their time to video games of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena genre (MOBAs)

Person 1: "Man, that guy was really good at league, he destroyed us!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be a real Mober."

Mober by ape711 August 19, 2022

Related Words

Mobed • Moped • moded • mobe • Mobeen • Mober • moked • mobbed • mobese • Moberg

i moved

when you fall for the bullshit on stan twitter

girl 1: omg ariana releasing a new album tonight

girl 2: i moved

i moved by stxrrmochi March 1, 2021

Moved to the Hudson

Disappeared, presumed permanently missing. Dedicated to anyone in the Tri-State area who ends up offending someone and ends up sunk in the Hudson River.

I haven't seen Vito lately, I think he moved to the Hudson.

Moved to the Hudson by PsychoPuppyDad July 15, 2009

Morbed

The past-tense of morbing.
To have experienced morbing

Person 1"Have you seen morbius" Person 2"Yeah, remember when all of those guys got totally morbed?"

Morbed by TobyIn3D April 29, 2022

mobeup

To upload something from a mobile device.

Phoebe, stop being so lazy and mobeup our vacation photos. I need a new profile pic.

mobeup by bufón December 12, 2011

nobody moved

this is what you say when you see bullshit on your stan twitter timeline

“OH MY GOD BILLIE AND ARIANA ARE COLLABING”
“nobody moved💀”

nobody moved by clarioscheerios1338 October 14, 2020

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026