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1. Mobe
Can mean everything or nothing at the same time. It is what you want it to be. It is also the most vulgar word in existence right now.
Hey brooo... It's cold as mobe out here.
2. Mobe
slang for mobile phone/cell phone.
"Hey, do you got your mobe with you? i gotta call someone."
3. Mobe
An abbreviation for "Mobilization," as in the following usage by Chicago Seven activist Dave Dellinger:
"The Black leadership in the Mobe and in the antiwar movement generally decided basically to stay away from Chicago and not be involved."

and...

"Now I'm generally listed as the `chairman' of the National Mobilization Committee To End The War."
4. Mobe
a Morbidly Obese woman....mainly found in North America...USA to be exact.
Guy 1: Dude i regret everything i did last nite...im sure its illegal in all the 12 Colonial States.

Guy 2: What happened.

Guy 1: I totally got gang raped by a bunch of Mobe chicks...they were led by Oprah and Kirstie Alley.

Guy 2: *barf*
5. Mobe
Meth pipe also called a boofer
Joe: Fuck we have to freebase this critty
Shane: Awwww no boofer!?
Joe: No, Myke broke the mobe last night, we were tweakin like no other!
6. mobe
A person with no visible stomach.
Their chin is so long/fat it reaches their penis. Can be refered to chode
"You are a mobe"
by Sam Ellison Apr 5, 2004 add a video
7. mobe
A mobe is Sam Ellison
Sam Ellison is a mobe and a chode in one!!!
by Adam Stevens Nov 10, 2004 add a video
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